*light sounds of dogs barking*
Car screeching, dog barking intensifies.
Father: Hi, we are here to volunteer!  *ambient bird noise*
Father: Now sweetheart isn't it fun to help all the poor little animals? *echo-y footsteps*
*sharp intake*
*Big strong intimidating dog sounds, plus rattling of the cage bars.*
Father: Oh look at that guy! He looks like he's ready to go!!!
Father: And you know what they say...
Father: ...when you got to go you got to go!"
Father: Hmmm... you might not be able to hold on though...
*whip-lash/spinning-record sound effects*
*record stop*
Father: Okay!  That will keep you tethered!
*rattling change sound effect*
*bird sounds plus panting dog*
*Dog huffs, like he's not getting the exercise he needs* 
Dog: *see's doberman*  Rruuu?
*dog growls*
Daughter: Hmm?
Daughter: Ehhh??
Daughter: Eeeeeeeeee!
Daughter: Waaaahhhhhh!
Dog: *barking*
*impact*
*Snap!*
Father: Yeah she'll get her community service requirement for school-- what?
Mother: Ahhhhhhh!
Mother: My baby!!!
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